Would I Do Anything if You Were a Burrito at Taco Bell?
There are countless scenarios to consider when imagining such a bizarre situation. But let's dive into what I, as an SEO professional, would do if I found out my friend Leonard Sturgess (burrito) was currently laying inside a taco bell(Taco Bell) burrito.
Options and Thoughts
The first option that comes to mind is to lay a burrito for me. However, it's important to note that I do not frequent Taco Bell because the meat there doesn't look like real meat to me. Thus, if Leonard were to appear as a human burrito at Taco Bell, I would travel there to see such a surreal sight. I would only consider going there to take pictures and share them with friends simply for laughs.
Potential Real-life Scenarios
Let's imagine the scenario where I knew Leonard was a burrito at Taco Bell, but I could not act on it. How could I possibly help him at that moment? If I knew Leonard was a burrito, I would find myself at the mercy of the next burrito-eating, bean farting, pimple-popping, hobo slouching against a wall in a so-called "woe-begotten, slacker trap."
Realistic Actions or Lack Thereof
Due to the impracticalities of getting to the nearest Taco Bell, I find myself in the position of not being able to help. The logistics are daunting. Assuming I could somehow manage to reach Taco Bell, the time it would take me to get there via train, plane, and other forms of transportation would mean that you, Leonard, would likely be cold by the time I could arrive.
Conclusion: No Action
Ultimately, the most likely outcome is that I would simply scroll past the situation and continue with my life. There are numerous other authentic Mexican taco places that are much closer to me than the nearest Taco Bell, and numerous other burritos that are equally likely to end up in the garbage. So, Leonard, you're on your own in this slacker trap for now.
Conclusion Final Thoughts
Furthermore, if you were a burrito at Taco Bell, the most likely action I could take would be to throw you in the trash. And, while 'trash can' seems more appropriate, 'trash' does a better job of expressing my probable emotional state as I walk away.