The Most Manly Way to Drink a Martini: A Guide for True Enthusiasts

By Qwen | Bartender and Whiskey/Aperitif Enthusiast

When it comes to drinking a martini, there are two fundamental elements: the type of martini you choose and the way you order it. If you want to imbibe in a masculine manner, here are some expert tips to guide you.

Choosing the Perfect Martini

Let's start by distinguishing between a classic martini and a more polarizing option. A Bombay Sapphire Dry Martini and a Cosmopolitan are both martinis, yet it’s quite evident which one might be described as more feminine. There's no questionable masculinity in drinking a Cosmopolitan, but pondering this question in its context, it's definitely not the go-to choice.

If you're after a masculine martini, steer clear of those infused with fruit juice or color. Aim for something that smells, looks, and tastes primarily of alcohol. In other words, opt for a straightforward classic gin martini. A vodka martini is undeniably boring, but that’s just my personal opinion. However, if you decide on a vodka martini, a dry version is the way to go, not extra dry.

Alternatively, you can go for a Manhattan, which is a classic whiskey-based cocktail. This option is masculine not only through its use of whiskey but also because it's more sophisticated and less likely to be associated with excessive femininity.

Drinking on the Rocks for Maximum Masculinity

Another key factor in maintaining your masculine cool is the glassware you choose. While elegant martini glasses may be charming, they can make you look like you’ve already had a few sips simply by holding them. To avoid this pitfalls, ask for your martini on the rocks. This means your cocktail will come in a rocks glass with ice instead of a martini glass. It also gives you an additional two points in the masculinity game.

Ordering Your Drink Like a Pro

Your next step is crafting the perfect order. For a classic martini, all you need to do is say, "May I have a dry Bombay Sapphire martini on the rocks please." But don't stop there. Here are some expert tips to elevate your order to masculine excellence:

Martini Notes

Manhattan Recommendations: If you prefer a Manhattan, remember that whiskey is inherently more masculine than gin. Order your Manhattan sans cherry because, as a manly man, you should avoid the cherry too. Additionally, ask for a lighter sweet vermouth to complement the whiskey. Many bartenders may use too much sweet vermouth, which can spoil the flavor.

Party of One: Ordering Well-Liquor

When ordering from a well, the drink can end up tasting like something less than premium. To ensure you get the best taste, always ask your bartender for a recommendation. This way, you'll know you're getting the best liquor available.

Savoring the Experience

Lastly, enjoy your martini at a pace that allows you to savor the experience. Martinis are not for binge-drinking; they are meant to be savored slowly, allowing you to socialize, make moves, and engage in engaging conversations. A masculine approach to drinking isn’t about chugging your drinks but about enjoying them and the company around you.

The Importance of Moderation

Consuming too much alcohol too quickly will reflect poorly on your masculinity. Be mindful of your limits and savor your drinks. Cheers to a refined, masculine approach to enjoying a martini, whether you choose a classic gin martini or a Manhattan.