Exploring the Existential Crisis of 3D Doritos and the Reality of 2D Chips

The internet is abuzz with queries about the elusive 3D Doritos. While the concept seems both intriguing and absurd, we delve into the reality of these chips and explore the broader implications of discussing 2D Doritos, if such a thing could even exist.

Where Can You Buy 3D Doritos?

According to the official Doritos website, you can find 3D Doritos in almost any store that sells Doritos. Simply enter your city and zip code in the store locator, and it will guide you to the nearest location. This is where we discover that, in the grand scheme of things, 3D Doritos are virtually everywhere, at least in terms of availability. But, as one observer points out, the idea of 3D Doritos is somewhat redundant, as two-dimensional Doritos do not and cannot exist. Let's dig deeper into this claim.

The Debate: Necessary or Redundant?

The commercial for 3D Doritos sparked a myriad of thoughts. One commenter expresses a rather cynical view, questioning the marketing strategy behind the product:

"I don’t see the purpose of 3D Doritos. Why replace Doritos? They’re already a fantastic chip; there’s no need to mess with perfection! My thought hasn’t changed since watching the commercial: it's this 'So instead of making a different product, you’re going to give Doritos a name that doesn’t add up to the product at all. Appearance-wise, they're no different. I don’t see all of the hype surrounding them.' "

This comment suggests that the name '3D Doritos' simply doesn't convey the enhanced or unique experience that the company might have intended. In reality, Doritos are already a three-dimensional snack; the '3D' descriptor seems unnecessary.

Searching for 2D Doritos

While 3D Doritos exist and can be found in most grocery stores and convenience stores, can 2D Doritos even exist? The concept of two-dimensional Doritos challenges our understanding of not just snack chip geometry, but reality itself:

"Two-dimensional Doritos don’t exist. Neither do one-dimensional Doritos. It’s not possible to buy Doritos that aren’t three-dimensional. So, any supermarket or convenience store should have the 3D kind."

This statement raises fundamental questions about the nature of snacks. Can Doritos be reduced to a two-dimensional form, and if so, would they still be recognizable as Doritos in any conventional sense?

Are You Down for a Petition?

The interwebs have sparked calls for a petition to Doritos to bring back a remanufactured version of the 3D Doritos, and who wouldn't sign up for that? The idea of a new, possibly 2D, Doritos seems to have captivated many:

"Amazon or eBay. But you're better off starting a petition to the company to remanufacture the product again. Strength in numbers. They were good, and I would happily sign up if you made one."

A Final Thought

But could 2D Doritos even be sold? Could they be made? And if Doritos can be 2D, can other things also be made two-dimensional? The question prompts an existential crisis of its own:

"Why yes there is! You can get 3D Doritos at pretty much every store that sells chips. I've seen them at Target, Fry's, Sams Club, Wal-Mart, QT, and pretty much any other grocery store or gas station. The real question here is can you get 2D Doritos? I wonder what that would be like. Is it just a drawing of a Dorito, or maybe the thought of having a Dorito. Can you even taste things in the two-dimensional plane. And if Doritos can be made 2D, can other things? What's the process? Holy Ghostface, you've given me an existential crisis. Im off to go think about this for the next few days without getting out of bed."

So, whether you're a passionate Doritos lover or merely curious about the concept of 2D chips, this discussion offers a blend of humor and existential pondering worth your time to explore.